Hey you. Yes, you. I see you siting there. Wondering about your weight. How much you’ve gained. How much you’ve lost. How much you’re trying to keep off. I see you worrying about your hair. If it’s too short? Too long? Is it the right color? Is it too curly? I see you agonizing about… Continue reading A Totally Not Creepy Love Letter to Every Woman in the World
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Maybe I should’ve subtitled this article “2 Questions I Should’ve Never Answered”. But I did. Most men in relationships know that the women in most cases will be the most quizzical ones (maybe that’s a stereotype, but it’s been that way in my experiences). The ones who will ask the most questions. And, there are… Continue reading 2 Questions My Girlfriend Shouldn’t Ask Me (But Does So Anyway)
Ladies. All (straight) men look at you. We notice every curve. Every detail. Your clothes. Your hair. We love your voice, and your beautiful eyes. Your hips call us, and your shapely legs mesmerize us. We want you. We lust for you. We, myself, that dude in the corner, even that really old guy, we… Continue reading Why Every Man Wants To Sleep With You
...this is the truth.