The Morning Breath Is Bad, but Screw It: The realest kind, and probably the most common kind of morning sex. You both have crust in your eyes, pillows you’ve both kicked on the floor, and your breath smells like last night’s garlic flavored chicken wings and beer. And somehow, you’re both horny. You two can’t… Continue reading The 3 Best Kinds of Morning Sex
...for the ignant (Ignorant, had a 'hood' moment there). Plus size women can: - Get on top (Yup, that’s exactly what that means.) - Slay. - Slay a room. -Slay any room. - Dance, very, very well. - Twerk…better than anybody. (Please YouTube this. Thank me later.) -Make heads swerve on any street in… Continue reading Things Plus Size Women Can Do (For Those Who Need To Know)
...I've been using the term "BBW" for 14 years now, ever since going to my first size-acceptance party in early 2004. I've been using it because that's what I was told was the name, term, and descriptor for plus size women in the 2000's. And for a decade or so, it seemed like something everyone… Continue reading Is The Term ‘BBW’…a Bad One?
(These are real things that have been said to me for over twenty plus years. Ugh.) “So, that’s what you like?” “Oh. You like ‘em thick. “You like big girls?” “You like big girls!!!! (Laughter)” “Don’t you worry about her health?” “Have you always liked bigger women?” “Are… Continue reading Things Men That Date Plus Size Women Always Hear
1.You will be nervous. 2.At least one groomsman will be late. 3…and it will be the guy who’s always late to everything. 4.Your bride will be beautiful, and will take your breath away. 5.Your new in laws and your parents will get along. Truces automatically happen at weddings (The reception could be a different story).… Continue reading 21 Things That Will Happen At a Guy’s Wedding Day (And Reception)