The "I didn't know she was doin' it like THAT!" Booty. The "Swallow up the G-String." Booty. The "She's fit AND she's got a booty!" Booty. The "Small waist, big a$$." Booty. The "Whooty (White woman with a big butt)" Booty. The "Cotdayum!!!!" Booty. The "I was walking down the street, listening to my favorite… Continue reading The 19 Best Kinds of Booties
The Morning Breath Is Bad, but Screw It: The realest kind, and probably the most common kind of morning sex. You both have crust in your eyes, pillows you’ve both kicked on the floor, and your breath smells like last night’s garlic flavored chicken wings and beer. And somehow, you’re both horny. You two can’t… Continue reading The 3 Best Kinds of Morning Sex
…I wrote about this subject a few years ago, and it looks like I’m going to have to talk about it again. As a retired cocksman and former wild ass single man, I have a bit of expertise on what I’m about to say: Many, many single straight men out here need to do better… Continue reading Yeah, Men. Sometimes, It IS Your Fault (That Women Run Away From You)
...for the ignant (Ignorant, had a 'hood' moment there). Plus size women can: - Get on top (Yup, that’s exactly what that means.) - Slay. - Slay a room. -Slay any room. - Dance, very, very well. - Twerk…better than anybody. (Please YouTube this. Thank me later.) -Make heads swerve on any street in America.… Continue reading Things Plus Size Women Can Do (For Those Who Need To Know)
...I've been using the term "BBW" for 14 years now, ever since going to my first size-acceptance party in early 2004. I've been using it because that's what I was told was the name, term, and descriptor for plus size women in the 2000's. And for a decade or so, it seemed like something everyone… Continue reading Is The Term ‘BBW’…a Bad One?