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The Names of Girls Who Love To Party

The names of sexy party girls right HERE! How do I know they party? Maaaaaan…I was single, once. Trust me, I’ve done plenty of “research”. Check out the names below, and see if you recognize any of them…or several of them.

Cassie

Tammy (Some of the best drinkers you’ll ever meet will be named Tammy.)

Trisha

Crystal (This is a common name among semi-active strippers.)

Brittany (THE name of the wildest woman in ANY bar in America.)

Robyn (Not to be confused with “Robin”. Robyn does body-shots. At OFFICE parties.)

Jessica (Do NOT go near her with a marriage proposal until she’s in her 30’s.)

Heather (Awesome in a bar, and great in bed.)

Dawn

Tamara

Ashley

Lisa (She’ll leave the bar scene when she turns 28 years old. So get her phone number quickly.)

Nikki (If she invites you to a house party…GO!!!! Her and her friends will end up doing

something wonderfully obscene at the end of the night.)

Cyndi (She rarely wears underwear. And, she’ll tell you)

Kimmy

Candy

Candi

Kandy

Kandi

Tonya

Steffanie (The edgy, tattooed, pierced cousin to Stephanie. Steff is considering being a stripper.)

Sheri

Daisy (Possibly not her real name.)

Deja

Star (Stripper. Party with her.)

Libby

Jade (She wants to be a stripper.)

Katelyn

Kay

Cassandra (Classy, dignified, and a party animal.)

Mona (Don’t worry, she’ll be hot.)

Shantel

Courtney (Don’t let her table dancing fool you. She’s the VP of sales for her company.)

Cherry (May not be a stripper, but she has latent stripper DNA.)

Cheri

Tara (You will have to call Uber for her.)

Gina

Amber

Toni

Mandy

Mandi

Vanessa

Melody

Any names that I forgot?

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Contact the author: Greg Simms Jr. (grgsmmsjr@gmail.com)

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