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The 5 Different Kinds of Booty Calls

Here are the different kinds of booty calls! Five actually. (What? You didn’t know there were different kinds of “calls”? Yooooo!!!).

1. The Basic Booty Call: Self-explanatory. It’s the standard, after 11pm call to a woman. If you haven’t had a booty call before, you should make one. It’s one of the best ways to have sex in the 21st century. For some of us guys, it’s the only way.

2. The “On The Road Again” Booty Call: We all do more driving than we ever have in this country. And sometimes, we have time to think when we drive. And sometimes, a particular woman may pop up in our heads. She could be hot, she could be sexy. She could be both. And she could live right off the next exit off the highway. Sometimes, calling a girl while on the move is the right move. I’ve done it, and many guys have.

3. The Day Off Booty Call: When you get a day off, you may want to get off. Why not call a lady-friend? The trick to this is to be able to actually find a woman who’s off work on the same day you are. You could end up calling a girl who doesn’t even have a job. But then, you might not want to be so quick sleep with a chick like that.

4. The After-Club Booty Call: Similar to the classic booty call, but only meant for those times you leave the nightclub, and you leave alone. The good thing is, the woman, or women, you call are usually your regular after-club partners. The bad thing is, if you’re still making this call after the age of 35, you and the woman are just two lonely fu**s.

5. The At Work Booty Call: Depending on your job, the kind of gig you have, the location, and other factors, you may be able to get some strange at your job. This kind of “call” works better on third shift jobs, when you know there’s no way in hell a supervisor isn’t coming to check on you at 2 AM.

So, fellas (and ladies)…how many of these booty calls have you participated in?

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Contact the author: Greg Simms Jr. (grgsmmsjr@gmail.com)

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