The First Thoughts That Pop in Your Man’s Mind When…
Dating

The First Thoughts That Pop in Your Man’s Mind When…

(Actually, the first three thoughts. Your man will have three things that pop up in his brain. He has to figure out which thought he’s going to go with.)

 

1.…his lady says :

“We have to talk.”

Him:

1.“Shi*!”

2. “…shi*!

3″…………shi*!”

 

 

2. His lady asks:

“Where is this going?”

Him:

1.“Shi*!!”

2. “Fuc*!”

3. “…where do you want it to go, baby?”

 

 

3. His lady asks:

“So what do you think?”

Him:

1.“ESPN. Cool car. Red meat. Cleveland Browns. Sorrow. Batman.”

2. “It looks great!”

3. “Shi*!”

 

 

4. His lady asks:

“You think she’s (any hot actress that’s been on TV/movies in the last 20 years) pretty?”

Him:

1.“Hell yeah!”

2. “Yup, and you know, you kinda look like her!”

3. “Nah. It’s her acting that’s hot!”

 

 

5. His lady asks:

“Could you do some yard work (on a 110 degree day) today?”

Him:

1.“No.”

2. “No.”

3. “No.”

 

 

6. His lady asks:

“Can we try something new tonight, in bed?”

Him:

1.“Hell yeah!”

2. “What do you have in mind?”

3. “Shi*!”

 

(Image courtesy of prosinger.com)

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