Your big booty is the shi* because…
– It looks incredible in leggings.
– It looks incredible in yoga pants.
– It looks super, duper, unreal in the right undies 🙂
– It looks amazing in jeans.
– It’ll make a man jealous…who isn’t even your boyfriend.
– Songs have been made about it.
– Songs will always be made about it.
– It can cause a small traffic accident.
– It’s guaranteed to get a guy to buy you several drinks at a bar.
– You’ll automatically get, like, %10 of most men’s paychecks with it.
– It jiggles when you walk.
– It jiggles when you stand still.
– It’s the best kind of booty to have for doggie sty—- never mind. 🙂
– It feels wonderful when you give me permission to touch it.
– Twerking was made for your kind of booty.
– It’ll hold my attention, like, forever.
– It makes men from all races and backgrounds high five each other as you walk by.
– It makes even the coolest, most handsome men alive make this face:
(Featured image courtesy of Pinterest)
